VoiceOfDoom1739: Wherever I poop, his kids ride for free, ohhh me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me!
VoiceOfDoom1739: *strums accoustic gee-tar* SING ALONG KIDS!!!
Captain Detox: XD!
VoiceOfDoom1739: Me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me! My intestinal lining is his beef jerky!
Captain Detox: Wherever I go, he's right there with meee!
VoiceOfDoom1739: Me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me!
VoiceOfDoom1739: Me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me, we do everything together, we catch a movie, we go out for dinner and get surgery, me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me!
VoiceOfDoom1739: Hey there kids, would you meet my best friend! You can find him deep in my other end!
VoiceOfDoom1739: He has a magical home deep within my belly, yes, he's my super-duper tapeworm buddy!
VoiceOfDoom1739: TAKE IT BUBBLE!
Captain Detox: I talk to my tapeworm, when I'm feeling alone
Captain Detox: He makes me feel special, like I have a hooome
Captain Detox: I do love my tapeworm, it's true as can beeee
Captain Detox: Even if I happened to drown in the seeaa
Captain Detox: My tapeworm is special, he is my best friend
Captain Detox: uhhh
Captain Detox: ...
Captain Detox: if he ever dies, I'll explode my rear end
Captain Detox: We're happy together, why can't you see?
Captain Detox: Me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and meeee
Captain Detox: XD!
Captain Detox: *rawks out*
VoiceOfDoom1739: *music slows down*
VoiceOfDoom1739: Then one fateful day... my poor tape worm died... he started mauling up my mushy insides...
VoiceOfDoom1739: I passed him out with that day's lunch... and to this day I MISS HIM SO MUCH!
VoiceOfDoom1739: *jams again*
VoiceOfDoom1739: Me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me! I'll always remember my parasitic buddy!
Captain Detox: Wherever I go, he'll still be there with meeeeeeeeeeeee!
VoiceOfDoom1739: And every time I puke, I'll be thinking of he!
Captain Detox: MEEEE AND MY TAAAAAPEWOOOORM
Captain Detox: *dramatic pause*
Captain Detox: MYYYY TAAAAPEWOOORM ANDDD
Captain Detox: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Captain Detox: *pounds drums* XD
Captain Detox: *fade out*
It's soo ......... bittersweet. *sniff*