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17th August 2004

robbiebubble1310:20pm: RAWKIN NEW SONG 4 THA KIDDIES: "Me and My Tapeworm"
VoiceOfDoom1739: *sings* Me and my Tapeworm, my tapeworm and me, basking in my intestinal misery...
VoiceOfDoom1739: Wherever I poop, his kids ride for free, ohhh me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me!
VoiceOfDoom1739: *strums accoustic gee-tar* SING ALONG KIDS!!!
Captain Detox: XD!
VoiceOfDoom1739: Me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me! My intestinal lining is his beef jerky!
Captain Detox: Wherever I go, he's right there with meee!
VoiceOfDoom1739: Me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me!
VoiceOfDoom1739: Me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me, we do everything together, we catch a movie, we go out for dinner and get surgery, me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me!
VoiceOfDoom1739: Hey there kids, would you meet my best friend! You can find him deep in my other end!
VoiceOfDoom1739: He has a magical home deep within my belly, yes, he's my super-duper tapeworm buddy!
VoiceOfDoom1739: TAKE IT BUBBLE!
Captain Detox: I talk to my tapeworm, when I'm feeling alone
Captain Detox: He makes me feel special, like I have a hooome
Captain Detox: I do love my tapeworm, it's true as can beeee
Captain Detox: Even if I happened to drown in the seeaa
Captain Detox: My tapeworm is special, he is my best friend
Captain Detox: uhhh
Captain Detox: ...
Captain Detox: if he ever dies, I'll explode my rear end
Captain Detox: We're happy together, why can't you see?
Captain Detox: Me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and meeee
Captain Detox: XD!
Captain Detox: *rawks out*
VoiceOfDoom1739: *jams*
VoiceOfDoom1739: *music slows down*
VoiceOfDoom1739: Then one fateful day... my poor tape worm died... he started mauling up my mushy insides...
VoiceOfDoom1739: I passed him out with that day's lunch... and to this day I MISS HIM SO MUCH!
VoiceOfDoom1739: *jams again*
VoiceOfDoom1739: Yeaaaaaaaaaah!
VoiceOfDoom1739: Me and my tapeworm, my tapeworm and me! I'll always remember my parasitic buddy!
Captain Detox: Wherever I go, he'll still be there with meeeeeeeeeeeee!
VoiceOfDoom1739: And every time I puke, I'll be thinking of he!
Captain Detox: MEEEE AND MY TAAAAAPEWOOOORM
Captain Detox: *dramatic pause*
Captain Detox: MYYYY TAAAAPEWOOORM ANDDD
Captain Detox: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
VoiceOfDoom1739: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
VoiceOfDoom1739: Rawk.
Captain Detox: *pounds drums* XD
Captain Detox: *fade out*

*********

It's soo ......... bittersweet. *sniff*
Current Mood: sad

13th August 2004

underthered8:39pm: Spedoodles! (Pictionary for retards)
I'm drawing, get ready!


There you go! Bubble's guess first!

29th July 2004

purpleside10:47pm: omgzz
i saw ur postes and needde 2 tel u wut i plae.

-4string crapustos bass w/ 3 yulkon pickups
-assezx snare drums (100 $ at wal marT)
-kazzoo

cxan i jouin ur band!

ok?
cool

then we cun plae n HOBOKEN

"9/2- HOBOKEN, NJ- the Stinky Badger. Doors open @ 4pm, bar closes ???
9/3- Shitwipe, CT- Happy Tail. 4:17 am."

CUZ I M REDY BOOKED


HARDOCRE BANGERZ!!! RAWK1!!!! \m/
Current Mood: angry
robbiebubble1310:39pm: omgomg panties!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dudez, I booked us a TOUR.

8/12/04 - Hoboken, NJ. Jed's Bait and Tackle. 3:30am.
8/13/04 - Gary, IN. Doodle Von Taintstain's Home For the Mentally Retarded. 7:30pm.

...

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 XD
Current Mood: accomplished
robbiebubble138:40pm: NEW RAWKIN SONG!!!!!!!
"I BROKE UR FACE!!!"

Captain Detox: *breaks SO's face*
VoiceOfDoom1739: Ow.
Captain Detox: Awww...
Captain Detox: That was cute.
Captain Detox: :D
VoiceOfDoom1739: Muh?
Captain Detox: ...the way you said Ow when I broke your face.
Captain Detox: ...That sounds like the beginings of a
Captain Detox: SONG
Captain Detox: XD
VoiceOfDoom1739: *GASP*
VoiceOfDoom1739: *pulls out the accordion*
Captain Detox: *slams on her guitar* >:D
Captain Detox: OH YOU LOOKED SO CUTE
Captain Detox: THE DAY I BROKE YOUR FACE
Captain Detox: (Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah)
Captain Detox: I WANTED TO HUG YOU ALOT
VoiceOfDoom1739: YEE HAW!
Captain Detox: IT MADE ME HAPPY IN MY PLACE
Captain Detox: (nahanahanahanhan etc)
Captain Detox: OH WHEN I BROKE YOUR FACE
Captain Detox: BLOOD WAS STREAMING DOWN YOUR NOSE
Captain Detox: IT MADE ME FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE
Captain Detox: IT MADE ME HUG MY TOOOES
Captain Detox: ...
Captain Detox: Chorus:
Captain Detox: I BROKE YOUR FACE
Captain Detox: (NAHANAHANAH)
Captain Detox: I BROKE YOUR FACE
Captain Detox: (NAHNAHANHANH)
Captain Detox: I BROKE IT SO HARD
Captain Detox: YOU NEARLY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED
Captain Detox: ...
Captain Detox: I BROKE YOUR FACE
VoiceOfDoom1739: MY TURN!
VoiceOfDoom1739: >:/
Captain Detox: *guitar squuueeeaall*
Captain Detox: sure, why not.
Captain Detox: :D
Captain Detox: LMAO
VoiceOfDoom1739: LMAO
VoiceOfDoom1739: I WANNA BE WITH YOU, CUZ YOU BROKE MY FACE
VoiceOfDoom1739: I FELT SO WARM INSIDE
VoiceOfDoom1739: OR MAYBE IT WAS THE HEMMORHAGING
Captain Detox: OH YEAH
Captain Detox: *screech*
VoiceOfDoom1739: SO MANY BLOOD-TEARS I CRIED!
VoiceOfDoom1739: (NAHNAHYADDAYADDA)
VoiceOfDoom1739: I WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU CUZ YOU BROKE MY FACE
VoiceOfDoom1739: THAT KINDA DRIVES ME WILD
VoiceOfDoom1739: I DON'T EVEN REALLY GO FOR CHICKS
VoiceOfDoom1739: BUT I LOVE YOUR FACE-BREAKIN' STYLE!
VoiceOfDoom1739: CHORUS!
Captain Detox: I BROKE YOUR FACE
Captain Detox: (NAHANAHANHANAHNAH)
Captain Detox: YOU BROKE MY FACE
Captain Detox: (NAHANAHANHAYADDAWOO)
Captain Detox: YOU BROKE IT SO HARD
Captain Detox: I NEARLY LOST MY PLAAAACE
Captain Detox: ..
Captain Detox: I BROKE YOUR FACE!!
Captain Detox: SOLO TIME, BABY
VoiceOfDoom1739: PUNCHING SOLO!
VoiceOfDoom1739: *THWACK*
Captain Detox: *danananananaWHEEE WHHHEEEE squueeeaaaall BOOM POW neeeeeneeeeeeee PUNCH THWACK SCREEEEECH*
Captain Detox: NOW LETS BREAK SOME FACES, BABY!!!
Captain Detox: *breaks out into Irish jig*
Captain Detox: *riverdances*
Captain Detox: >XD
VoiceOfDoom1739: *kicks face*
VoiceOfDoom1739: *crack!*
Captain Detox: *suddenly starts pounding on SO's head*
Captain Detox: >:D
VoiceOfDoom1739: *bites Bubble's nose*
Captain Detox: *kicks SO in the tits*
VoiceOfDoom1739: *punches Bubble's vagina*
Captain Detox: *rams a bottle of Aunt Jemima brand syrup up SO
Captain Detox: 's anus*
Captain Detox: ...
Captain Detox: LMFAO
VoiceOfDoom1739: *flips Bubble inside out*
Captain Detox: *becomes an inside out mutant that likes to eat human pulmonary devices and consumes SO's lungs*
VoiceOfDoom1739: *dies*
Captain Detox: YEAH!
VoiceOfDoom1739: ...I like how our songs just randomly trail off.
Captain Detox: *guitar solo*
Captain Detox: LMFAO
Captain Detox: *faaade out with bloodstains*
Captain Detox: *end*
VoiceOfDoom1739: Theeeeeere we go.
VoiceOfDoom1739: Can I have my lungs back now?
Captain Detox: *barf* :X
Captain Detox: there you go. :D...
VoiceOfDoom1739: :D
VoiceOfDoom1739: *puts the pieces into a plastic baggie and installs into chest*
Captain Detox: Good as new.
Captain Detox: :D
VoiceOfDoom1739: YAAAAAAY
Captain Detox: *victory dance*
Captain Detox: XD
Current Mood: rawked out hrdcore!!!

25th July 2004

underthered11:06pm: AHAHAHAHA!
The band reunites!

MAY THE GLORIOUS TEXTMUSIC BEGIN!

Eventually.

And might I just note that the choice of emoticons was hard, and though we eventually picked the Retard Triangles, the choice was hard between
Condomface:
The Demonic Mouse:
And the Constipated Lemon:
In those cases where the decision hinged on only one emoticon in the set, I figured we'd just feel only one emotion. All the time. :D

The constipated lemon will be our avatar shortly, however.
Current Mood: horny
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